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Where Was The Bounty On These Guys?
by Tommy Gimler Gregg Williams might want to leave those glasses on to protect his eyes from the shitstorm coming his way. The NFL announced last week that a two-year investigation has revealed a...
View ArticleYup, Football is Better Than Tits
by Tommy Gimler It’s late on Sunday night on the east coast, and I have two choices. I can either go into the guest bedroom and toss one off to two mature broads scissoring each other or watch the...
View ArticleFantasy Kablooey
by Tommy Gimler After a wild bachelor party weekend in Vegas, let’s just say that I know a thing or two about the word fantasy, and these guys aren’t part of it. For starters, they’re guys…...
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What Happens When QB’s Get in a Facebook Chat Together?
special to The DUD from thetop5five Ever wonder what would happen if a bunch of QB’s talked on facebook like other people? Well thank God I found this to satisfy your curiosity. Enjoy. Check out...
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Jay Cutler Is Not The MVP, And It’s Sad That I Have To Create This Post To...
by Tommy Gimler According to the “experts” at Yahoo! Sports and ESPN, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is a candidate for the NFL’s MVP Award this year. Seriously, they said that. And in saying...
View ArticleESPN Insider Says Matt Ryan Is NFL MVP
by Tommy Gimler Apparently ESPN Insider KC Joyner doesn’t give a baker’s fuck that I’m paying sixty bucks over the next three years to get “inside information” not available to the general public. If...
View ArticleDeaf Man Using Sign Language Stabbed When Idiot Thinks He’s Flashing Gang Signs
by Tommy Gimler We’re not sure if Robert Jarell Neal is a Raiders fan, but he sure as hell acted like one last week in North Carolina. According to witnesses, Neal became incensed when Terrance Ervin...
View ArticleDUD NFL Preview: NFC North
by Tommy Gimler Much like the AFC East, the NFC North has one team capable of winning it all and three other squads that pretty much resemble the inside of a cow’s asshole. 1. Green Bay Packers A...
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Brian Urlacher Says The Only Elite Thing About Jay Cutler Is His Salary
by Frank Rhombus Big words from a guy who made his living jumping on the pile after the opposing player was already tackled. Former Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher took to the airwaves...
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Nothing Takes Away The Pain Of A Packers Loss Quite Like Jay Cutler Throwing...
by Tommy Gimler For the eighth consecutive season, it looks as though the biggest pick-me-up for Packers fans after watching Aaron Rodgers and his teammates play like real assholes for 60 minutes is...
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