by Tommy Gimler
For the eighth consecutive season, it looks as though the biggest pick-me-up for Packers fans after watching Aaron Rodgers and his teammates play like real assholes for 60 minutes is going to be the sight of Jay Cutler playing like an even bigger asshole during the same week.
At this point, even the average Bears fan knows what’s going to happen every time Cutler decides to fire that fucking pigskin off of his back foot, and last night proved to be no different during Chicago’s 29-14 loss to Philadelphia:
Cutler/McPhee pic.twitter.com/jTiNnNPHEB
— Matt Clapp (@DaBearNecess) September 20, 2016
That’s defensive lineman Pernell McPhee, and he obviously hasn’t been in Chicago very long based on that reaction.
McPhee is currently on the PUP list because of a bum knee or sand in his vagina or some shit, but he might have to be upgraded to the “Permanently Unable To Perform” list if he gets that butthurt after every Cutler interception because he’ll eventually have a massive heart attack. I mean, statistics show that there are going to be at least 1.07 of those every time Cutler suits up, so for his own well-being, McPhee might want to think about buckling up and just enjoying the ride to NFC North cellar.
On the other hand, most Bears fans were probably thrilled with McPhee giving Cutler the business, as it’s something they’ve all been dying to do since 2009. Either way, as a Packers fan, big shoutout to Jay Cutler for once again proving that no matter how bad you think it is, it could always be much, much, much, much worse…
Wait, there’s more: 5 Legit Reasons Why The NFL’s Ratings Are Down
You have got to see this shit:
